You're Asian, you must be smart, right?

So our suite fish died today. His name was apparently Lazarus, although I just thought of him as Mark's fish. Mark pulled the fish out of the pool one night after some assholes from down the hall thought it'd be funny to toss him in the pool. Apparently everyone was standing around the pool looking, but not doing anything, so he grabbed a mug, jumped in and fished it out. Hence the name Lazarus, because the fish sorta rose from the dead, or almost dead, since the chlorine would have killed him. But yeah, the other day or so I was helping Mark empty out the fish's tank, (A 2-liter soda bottle with the top cut off), and he filtered the water before he put it back in another tank, (another bottle). He noticed the water was a bit warm, but he both thought it'd be ok. Apparently it wasn't. Minnows are cold-water fish and so, they woke up this morning and saw that the poor guy was dead :(. He was then flushed down the toilet, and now will live forever in our memories.

Lazarus
1.25.2003-2.12.2003