April 02, 2003
Best April Fool gag ever. So it was Paul's idea. We got some letters from Matthew Brenner, the big guy in charge of kicking people out for doing stuff, and we covered the text and copied the letterhead and tail, with the signature and stuff. Then Mark typed up a new letter, saying that they had:
1) Neglected the dormroom incredibly, had stains on the floor (true), and had a hole in the ceiling (true).
2) Had empty and full containers of alcohol (true)
3) Had drug parapharnalia and possibly drugs (not true) (actually, yeah it was)
Anyhow, we had Mark (little Mark), give him the letter, and act all pissed and shiet. So he did, and Adam got hella pissed. He went off on Drew and stuff, and was really worried, so he called the number on the letter, which was me and Tommy's dorm phone number, to schedule an appointment with Matt Brenner. Previous to this, Tommy had changed the message on the machine to say, "Hi, you've reached Matthew Brenner's office, please leave a message and I'll get back to you. (pause) (everyone yells) APRIL FOOLS!!!!" So we were waiting for him to come out and get all mad at us because we fucked with him. But no, he actually left a message for some bizarre reason and then we all went back to the room and were wondering what to do since he was really angry and looked really, really worried. So me and Paul went to grab him and told him that we had something that would cheer him up. We took him to Tommy's room and played the tape. His face was hilarious, at first he was angry, then confused, then he understood, and at about the same time we all yelled, "APRIL FOOL!!!", so yeah. It was pretty awesome.
1) Neglected the dormroom incredibly, had stains on the floor (true), and had a hole in the ceiling (true).
2) Had empty and full containers of alcohol (true)
3) Had drug parapharnalia and possibly drugs (not true) (actually, yeah it was)
Anyhow, we had Mark (little Mark), give him the letter, and act all pissed and shiet. So he did, and Adam got hella pissed. He went off on Drew and stuff, and was really worried, so he called the number on the letter, which was me and Tommy's dorm phone number, to schedule an appointment with Matt Brenner. Previous to this, Tommy had changed the message on the machine to say, "Hi, you've reached Matthew Brenner's office, please leave a message and I'll get back to you. (pause) (everyone yells) APRIL FOOLS!!!!" So we were waiting for him to come out and get all mad at us because we fucked with him. But no, he actually left a message for some bizarre reason and then we all went back to the room and were wondering what to do since he was really angry and looked really, really worried. So me and Paul went to grab him and told him that we had something that would cheer him up. We took him to Tommy's room and played the tape. His face was hilarious, at first he was angry, then confused, then he understood, and at about the same time we all yelled, "APRIL FOOL!!!", so yeah. It was pretty awesome.
# posted by Yann : 01:58
