You're Asian, you must be smart, right?

In an attempt to find the preview for the Hellsing OVA, I was looking around on the eDonkey servers and such for it. I found something that looked to maybe be promising, and began downloading it. Now, eD2k does this thing where it'll flag files if the people sharing them have the file under a different name than what you are downloading it as.

In this case, I was downloading "hellsing.the.movie.english.spanishsub.manga.anime.avi", but everyone else was sharing it as "[DivX ENG] Trans - Shemale - Gabrielly The Cock Princess.avi".

Good times.