January 07, 2006
It's a Legitimate Tactic!
So, on the bus, I was sitting behind two Asian dudes who were talking and one told an interesting story. It went something like this.
Dude 1 : Hey, did I tell you about how "Jack" almost got a ticket the other day?
Dude 2 : Nah, you didn't.
Dude 1 : So four of us were in the car going like ninety and as we're going we see this cop pull a u-ey and we're like, "oh shit". So Jack is like, "shit motherfucker", and thinks about just jetting out of there, but there are hella cars in front of us and a red light so he says "fuck it" and pulls over.
The cop comes up to the window and asks, "License and registration please", and Jack kinda looks at him blankly, and slowly starts getting the crap out of the glove compartment. The cop looks it over and asks, "So, why are you guys in such a hurry?", and all of us just kinda look at eachother blankly going, "uhhhhhh...". The cop repeats the question, and Jack, not knowing what else to say, points at "Don" and says, "He really needed to take a shit". Don is utterly shocked, and just kinda sits there, then sorta starts acting like he's got cargo he needs to dump to try and help out.
At this point, the cop asks Jack, "Excuse me sir, could you step out of the car?", and walks back towards the cruiser. Jack gets out and they're out there talking for a minute or two until Jack finally comes back empty-handed.
"Dude, what the fuck, where's your ticket?"
"..., he said it was a legitimate excuse."
Dude 1 : Hey, did I tell you about how "Jack" almost got a ticket the other day?
Dude 2 : Nah, you didn't.
Dude 1 : So four of us were in the car going like ninety and as we're going we see this cop pull a u-ey and we're like, "oh shit". So Jack is like, "shit motherfucker", and thinks about just jetting out of there, but there are hella cars in front of us and a red light so he says "fuck it" and pulls over.
The cop comes up to the window and asks, "License and registration please", and Jack kinda looks at him blankly, and slowly starts getting the crap out of the glove compartment. The cop looks it over and asks, "So, why are you guys in such a hurry?", and all of us just kinda look at eachother blankly going, "uhhhhhh...". The cop repeats the question, and Jack, not knowing what else to say, points at "Don" and says, "He really needed to take a shit". Don is utterly shocked, and just kinda sits there, then sorta starts acting like he's got cargo he needs to dump to try and help out.
At this point, the cop asks Jack, "Excuse me sir, could you step out of the car?", and walks back towards the cruiser. Jack gets out and they're out there talking for a minute or two until Jack finally comes back empty-handed.
"Dude, what the fuck, where's your ticket?"
"..., he said it was a legitimate excuse."
# posted by Yann : 03:59
